&pizza

• THE GOOD SH*T
• Maverick
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, FRESH MOZZARELLA, SALAMI, PEPPERONI, ITALIAN SAUSAGE, BASIL PESTO, PARMESAN-ROMANO

• Lil Roni
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, DOUBLE PEPPERONI

• Thee Sheriff
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, PLANT BASED CHICKEN, BANANA PEPPERS, BBQ SAUCE

• Dirty Bird
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, BUFFALO DRIZZLE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, JALAPENOS, CHICKEN, BLUE CHEESE, RANCH AND BUFFALO DRIZZLE

• Cbr
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, FRESNO CHILIS, GRILLED ONIONS, CHICKEN, BACON, AND RANCH

• Pineapple Jak'd
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, PINEAPPLE, JALAPENOS, BACON, HOT HONEY

• Hot In Here
• // SPICY TOMATO, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PICKLED FRESNO CHILI, GRILLED ONION, PLANT BASED CHICKEN, THE BLEND, ARUGULA

• New G
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SPECIAL T SAUCE, BASIL, FRESH MOZZARELLA

• American Honey
• // SPICY TOMATO, FRESH MOZZARELLA, PEPPERONI, GOAT CHEESE, HOT HONEY, RED PEPPER FLAKES, AND ARUGULA

• Thee Outlaw
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, CHICKEN, BACON, BBQ SAUCE

• KNOTS
• Vegan Knots
• // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, VEGAN SAUSAGE, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• Cinna-knots
• Introducing our delightful Cinna-Knots: starting with a buttery, cinnamon-sugar infused dough that bakes to golden perfection. Once out of the oven, these sweet knots are drizzled with creamy vanilla icing and lightly dusted with powdered sugar. Each bite offers a heavenly mix of warm, buttery cinnamon and velvety vanilla, making our Cinna-Knots a perfect sweet treat for any occasion. Standard Build Info: 1120 cal Allergens: Animal Product, Milk, Wheat & Gluten, Soy

• Gnarlic Knots
• Introducing our Gnarlic Knots: beginning with a creamy parm-romano sauce and aromatic garlic puree, topped with a hearty sprinkle of Parm-Romano. 'The Blend' adds an enticing layer of flavor complexity. Paired with both classic tomato and cool ranch dipping sauces, our Gnarlic Knots present a tantalizing mix of creamy, garlicky, and tangy in each bite.

• Gnarlic Knots
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, GARLIC DRIZZLE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, GRATED PARM ROMANO, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND

• Hot Knots
• Discover the kick of our Hot Knots: a tantalizing beginning of creamy Parmesan-Romano sauce and cheese, complemented by aromatic garlic puree and shredded mozzarella. Smoky bacon and fiery jalapeno peppers add a punch of heat, while a drizzle of hot honey introduces a sweet twist. A sprinkle of 'The Blend' adds depth, all served with a side of classic tomato dipping sauce. Hot Knots - a perfect mix of creamy, spicy, and sweet, offering a flavor whirlwind in every mouthful. Standard Build Info: 886 cal Allergens: Animal Product, Egg, Milk, Wheat & Gluten, Soy

• Vegan Knots
• Welcome our Vegan Knots: an aromatic base of garlic puree is coupled with melty vegan mozzarella. It’s complemented by the hearty notes of vegan sausage crumble and sweet grilled onions. 'The Blend' adds a flavorful layer, enhanced by an additional drizzle of garlic puree. Served with a side of classic tomato dipping sauce, our Vegan Knots offer an enticing, animal-free feast packed with satisfying flavors.

• Basic Vegan Knots
• // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• NO MEAT
• Hot In Here
• TRY OUR HOT IN HERE PIZZA: SPICY TOMATO SAUCE AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA LAY THE FOUNDATION, JOINED BY GRILLED ONIONS AND FRESNO PEPPERS. TOPPED WITH DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN AND 'THE BLEND', IT'S FINISHED WITH A FRESH ARUGULA GARNISH. A FIERY, PLANT-BASED DELIGHT.

• Buffy
• Savor the flavor journey of our Buffy pie. Classic tomato and 'T' sauce meet shredded mozzarella and sweet grilled onions. 'The Blend', black pepper, and garlic add a spicy twist, while basil pesto brings a fresh finish. The Buffy - an exciting, savory voyage in every bite.

• Dirty Birdless
• EXPLORE OUR DIRTY BIRDLESS: CREAMY PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, SPICY JALAPEÑOS, AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. TOPPED WITH TANGY BLUE CHEESE, BUFFALO, AND RANCH DRIZZLES. A BOLD, PLANT-BASED FLAVOR JOURNEY.

• The Billie
• Welcome "The Billie": a harmony of lush parm-romano sauce and fresh mozzarella, delicately accompanied by caramelized grilled onions. A generous layer of Parmesan-Romano elevates the cheesiness, while a swirl of fresh basil pesto weaves in a refreshing herby undertone. "The Billie" is a comforting medley of creamy and aromatic notes - a delightful melody of flavors in every slice.

• Thee Sheriff
• INTRODUCING THEE SHERIFF: A BLEND OF CLASSIC TOMATO AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PAIRED WITH GRILLED ONION AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. BANANA PEPPERS ADD A TANGY TWIST, TOPPED OFF WITH A SMOKY BBQ DRIZZLE. IT'S A BOLD, PLANT-BASED SHOWDOWN OF FLAVORS.

• Simp
• Introducing the Simp pie: a captivating duo of classic and special 'T' sauces sets the stage for a glorious dance of cheeses. Fresh mozzarella and shredded mozzarella coalesce, creating a rich, melty wonderland, perfected with a generous sprinkle of parm-romano. The Simp pie is a testament to the sheer joy of cheese - a creamy, dreamy delight in each and every bite.

• Pies
• Lil Roni
• Meet our Lil Roni: a comforting combination of classic sauce and shredded mozzarella, proudly adorned with our signature cup-and-char pepperoni. A humble nod to the time-honored classics, this pie offers a familiar, heartwarming feast in every delightful bite. Simple, yet absolutely irresistible.

• American Honey
• Savor the daring blend in our American Honey Pie. Our unique cup-and-char pepperoni and fresh mozzarella find home on spicy tomato sauce, contrasted with tangy goat cheese and crisp arugula. A drizzle of hot honey and a dusting of red pepper flakes amplify this pizza to a tantalizing interplay of sweet, spicy, and savory satisfaction.

• @me Don’t Sub Me
• Uncover the flavor extravaganza of our "@Me Don't Sub Me" pie: beginning with a foundation of classic tomato sauce and shredded mozzarella, it’s adorned with a flavorful trio of earthy mushrooms, caramelized grilled onions, and succulent meatballs. Tangy banana peppers intermingle with the luscious sprinkling of parm-romano cheese, culminating in a feast of diverse textures and flavors – an enticing culinary journey in every slice.

• Maverick
• Behold our Maverick Pie: a robust blend of classic tomato sauce and fresh mozzarella, topped with a trio of premium meats - savory salami, cup-and-char pepperoni, and aromatic Italian sausage. A swirl of fresh basil pesto adds a tantalizing twist, while a generous dusting of Parmesan-Romano crowns this creation. This pie is a powerhouse of Italian flavors – a taste of tradition in every slice.

• Dirty Bird
• Indulge in the fiery zest of our Dirty Bird Pie. A creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella set the stage for juicy chicken, complemented by the kick of jalapeno peppers. The tangy buffalo sauce, cool ranch dressing, and crumbled blue cheese combine to create a mouthwatering balance of heat and creaminess, making each bite a flavorful feast.

• New G
• Dive into our New G Pie: classic tomato and our secret 'T' sauce underpin fresh mozzarella and fragrant basil, creating a timeless yet tantalizing taste adventure.

• THE DRIP
• Craft Your Own
• Get edgy with "Craft Yo Self": your rules, your pie. Pick premium toppings to forge a pie that screams attitude. Craft it, own it, devour it.

• Moonstruck
• Welcome back the beloved "Moonstruck," a pie that dazzles with its luxurious blend of flavors. It starts with a rich mushroom truffle sauce and fresh mozzarella, topped with savory grilled onions and earthy mushrooms. Creamy goat cheese adds depth, and the pie is artfully finished with a fig balsamic drizzle and a hint of truffle oil. "Moonstruck" delivers a sophisticated, gourmet experience, making each bite a celebration of its triumphant return.

• Bubba Mambo
• Introducing the "Bubba Mambo," a pie that celebrates the flavors of DC. This creation starts with a creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella, layered with savory grilled onions and crisp green bell peppers. It’s jazzed up with Old Bay seasoned shrimp and hearty Italian sausage, then boldly finished with a generous drizzle of Capital City Mambo sauce. "Bubba Mambo" offers a delightful fusion of local tastes, capturing the essence of DC's culinary spirit in every bite. Standard Build Info: 1276 cal Allergens: Animal Product, Shellfish, Egg, Milk, Wheat & Gluten, Soy

• The Glizzy Mcguire
• Introducing the "Glizzy McGuire" – a pizza with a lot of attitude! Packed with parm-romano sauce, gooey mozzarella, fiery jalapeños, juicy hotdogs, spicy chili, cheddar cheese, diced onion, and a tangy mustard drizzle. Get ready for a pizza that's hotter than your grill and bursting with bold flavors! Because everyone loves a good glizzy!

• Sun's Out Buns Out
• Introducing "Suns Out Buns Out" – the pizza that's hotter than your grill and full of sass! Packed with parm-romano sauce, gooey mozzarella, cheeky grilled onion, zesty dill pickles, plump grape tomato, bold burger chunks, crispy lettuce, saucy burger sauce, and topped with a sprinkle of sesame seeds. Get ready for a pizza that's bringing all the summer vibes

• VEGAN / VEGETARIAN
• Hot In Here
• Try our hot in here pizza: spicy tomato sauce and vegan mozzarella lay the foundation, joined by grilled onions and fresno peppers. topped with daring plant-based chicken and 'the blend', it's finished with a fresh arugula garnish. a fiery, plant-based delight.

• Basic Vegan Knots
• (VEGAN) // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• Dirty Birdless
• Explore our dirty birdless: creamy parm-romano sauce, shredded mozzarella, spicy jalapeños, and daring plant-based chicken. topped with tangy blue cheese, buffalo, and ranch drizzles. a bold, plant-based flavor journey.

• Vegan Knots
• (VEGAN) // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, VEGAN SAUSAGE, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• Thee Sheriff
• INTRODUCING THEE SHERIFF: A BLEND OF CLASSIC TOMATO AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PAIRED WITH GRILLED ONION AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. BANANA PEPPERS ADD A TANGY TWIST, TOPPED OFF WITH A SMOKY BBQ DRIZZLE. IT'S A BOLD, PLANT-BASED SHOWDOWN OF FLAVORS.

• Vegan Chocolate Blackout Cookie

• CHICKEN LOVERS
• Dirty Bird
• Indulge in the fiery zest of our Dirty Bird Pie. A creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella set the stage for juicy chicken, complemented by the kick of jalapeno peppers. The tangy buffalo sauce, cool ranch dressing, and crumbled blue cheese combine to create a mouthwatering balance of heat and creaminess, making each bite a flavorful feast.

• Cbr
• Introducing the CBR pie: a creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella foundation sets the stage for a medley of pickled Fresno chilis and sweet grilled onions. The savory richness of chicken and bacon is perfectly balanced with a drizzle of cool, creamy ranch. The CBR pie - a symphony of savory and tangy notes for a captivating culinary experience.

• Blk
• Discover our BLK Pie: classic sauce and fresh mozzarella lay the foundation, topped with fragrant basil, grilled onions, and tender chicken. A fiery blend of peppers and garlic puree brings a kick. The BLK Pie - a vibrant flavor tapestry in every bite.

• The Outlaw
• Meet Thee Outlaw: a bold play of flavors that starts with a creamy parm-romano sauce, paired with a blanket of shredded mozzarella. Sweet grilled onions, smoky bacon, and tender chicken form a robust trio, while a final drizzle of BBQ sauce adds a tantalizing tangy-sweet edge. Thee Outlaw pie - a daring yet harmonious union of flavors, offering a riveting culinary ride with every slice.

• HEAT
• Pineapple Jack'd
• Experience the allure of our Pineapple Jack'd pie: a timeless pairing of classic tomato and shredded mozzarella starts the flavor journey. Juicy pineapple and fiery jalapeno peppers form a tropical twist, balanced by the smoky notes of bacon. A drizzle of hot honey adds a sweet heat finish. The Pineapple Jack'd pie - a playful blend of sweet, spicy, and savory that promises an exciting tropical adventure in each bite.

• ????????????
• Embrace the thrill with our ???????????? pie. It features a fiery base of spicy tomato sauce, blanketed with shredded mozzarella. Pickled Fresno chilis and sweet grilled onions intermingle with hearty Italian sausage, all elevated by a drizzle of hot honey. Our ???????????? pie – a harmonious dance of heat, sweetness, and savory delight.

• Buffalo 66
• Introducing our Buffalo 66: a lively blend of spicy tomato and special 'T' sauce, layered with fresh mozzarella. The heat continues with pickled Fresno chilis and punchy pepperoni, and a final kick of red pepper flakes. This pie delivers an energetic dance of flavors - an adventure in every slice.

• Limited Edition
• Hot In Here
• TRY OUR HOT IN HERE PIZZA: SPICY TOMATO SAUCE AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA LAY THE FOUNDATION, JOINED BY GRILLED ONIONS AND FRESNO PEPPERS. TOPPED WITH DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN AND 'THE BLEND', IT'S FINISHED WITH A FRESH ARUGULA GARNISH. A FIERY, PLANT-BASED DELIGHT.

• Thee Sheriff
• INTRODUCING THEE SHERIFF: A BLEND OF CLASSIC TOMATO AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PAIRED WITH GRILLED ONION AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. BANANA PEPPERS ADD A TANGY TWIST, TOPPED OFF WITH A SMOKY BBQ DRIZZLE. IT'S A BOLD, PLANT-BASED SHOWDOWN OF FLAVORS.

• Dirty Birdless
• EXPLORE OUR DIRTY BIRDLESS: CREAMY PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, SPICY JALAPEÑOS, AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. TOPPED WITH TANGY BLUE CHEESE, BUFFALO, AND RANCH DRIZZLES. A BOLD, PLANT-BASED FLAVOR JOURNEY.

• DESSERTS
• Chocolate Chunk Cookie
• // SOFT. CHUNKY. CHEWY. CHOCOLATE. WITH A HINT OF SALT. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

• Vegan Chocolate Blackout Cookie

• Original Crispy Bar

• Sugar Cookie

• Chocolate Crispy Bar

• Fruity Crispy Bar

• Fruity Crispy Bar

• Chocolate Crispy Bar

• Sugar Cookie

• Chocolate Chunk Cookie
• Soft. Chunky. Chewy. Chocolate. With a hint of salt. What's not to like?

• Original Crispy Bar

• VALUE
• Cheese Pie
• Revisit tradition with our Classic Cheese Pie: a rich base of classic tomato sauce acts as the perfect canvas for a generous layer of shredded mozzarella. This minimalist masterpiece honors the age-old simplicity of the pizza world, offering a timeless, comforting experience with every cheese-laden bite.

• White Pie
• Welcome to the elegance of our White Pie: an exquisite blend of creamy parm-romano sauce and our unique 'T' sauce, beneath a canvas of fresh mozzarella. The sumptuous drizzle of truffle ranch takes it to new heights, with a finishing touch of cracked black pepper for a subtle kick. This pie is a sophisticated symphony of subtle flavors – pure indulgence in every bite.

• BASIC B
• Cheese Pie
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA

• White Pie
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA

• Craft Your Own
• Craft Your Own Pizza
• CRAFT YOUR OWN BY CLICKING BELOW TO ADD OR REMOVE TOPPINGS

• Featured
• Mmmmeat-lovers
• Feast on our MMMMEAT-LOVERS pie: a hearty base of classic tomato sauce and melty mozzarella sets the stage for a carnivorous symphony of bacon, salami, cup-and-char pepperoni, and Italian sausage. A finishing swirl of basil pesto brings a fresh counterpoint, while a generous dusting of grated parm-romano adds the final touch of richness. The MMMMEAT-LOVERS pie - a dream for meat aficionados, promising a savory, satisfying journey in each slice.

• CRAFT YO SELF
• Craft Your Own
• Get edgy with "Craft Yo Self": your rules, your pie. Pick premium toppings to forge a pie that screams attitude. Craft it, own it, devour it.

• SIDE SAUCES
• Buffalo Sauce On The Side

• Tomato Sauce On The Side

• Ranch On The Side

• Bbq Sauce On The Side

• Basil Pesto On The Side

• Spicy Tomato On The Side

• Mike's Hot Honey Dip Cup

• Garlic Butter On The Side

• Mambo Sauce On The Side

• BEVERAGES
• Bottled Spring Water

• Nixie Strawberry Hibiscus Sparkling Water

• Sweet Root Beer

• Bottled Diet Coke

• Dark Cherry Cola

• Bottled Coke

• Mango Passion Fruit

• Bottled Coke Zero

• Ginger Berry Lemonade

• Nixie Lime Ginger Sparkling Water

• Drinks
• Bottled Coke

• Bottled Sprite

• Brisk Ice Tea

• Bottled Coke Zero

• Smartwater 1l

• Poland Spring Water

• Bottled Diet Coke

• Bottled Fanta Orange

• Ginger Ale

• Mango Passion Fruit

• Side Sauces
• Basil Pesto On The Side

• Buffalo Sauce On The Side

• Ranch On The Side

• Tomato Sauce On The Side

• Mike's Hot Honey On The Side

• Bbq Sauce On The Side

• Roasted Garlic Puree On The Side

• Spicy Tomato On The Side

• BUNDLES
• The Good Sh*t Munchies Bundle
• 1 Good Sh*t Pie + 1 Knot + 1 Drink + 1 Dessert. Indulge in our "Good Sh*t Munchies Bundle" and treat yourself to some of our most popular pies! Choose hits like "The Maverick" or "Thee Outlaw." Refresh with distinctive drinks such as Ginger Berry Lemonade or Nixie Lime Ginger Sparkling Water. For dessert, savor a Fruity Crispy Bar or our original Crispy Bar, and round out this gourmet experience with a side of Vegan or Mozz Knots.

• Basic B Munchies Bundle
• 1 Basic B Pie + 1 Knot + 1 Drink + 1 Dessert. Dive into our "Basic B Munchies Bundle" for just $20! Whether it's late-night cravings or a daytime snack attack, we've got you covered. Choose from our basic B-tier pies like "Cheese" or "White Pie," pair it with a refreshing drink such as Mango Passion Fruit or Dark Cherry Cola, pick a dessert like a Chocolate Chunk Cookie, and finish off with a side of Gnarlic or Hot Knots. It’s the perfect way to satisfy your munchies without breaking the bank!

• The Drip Munchies Bundle
• Treat yourself with our "Drip Pies Bundle"! Select from our premium drip pies, complement with expertly crafted knots, choose a refreshing drink, and cap it off with a choice of a cookie or crispy treat. This bundle is the ultimate indulgence for those who crave the best and sweetest delights.